Teapot

When you mix weed with tea

A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 3, 2018

Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.

“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”

by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023