Tallahassee

A city located in Leon county Florida in the panhandle. This is the capital city of Florida and is home to two major state universities (FSU and FAMU) as well as a hand full of other colleges (TCC, Keiser, St Leo, Thomas, Barry, ITT, etc). The city is actually one of the most educated cities in Florida as over 50% of the population holds some sort of degree. There are plenty of things to do especially for college kids. A lot of music scenes and a lot of alcohol distributed to minors. Tallahassee was ranked the 2nd most pot loving city in America according to the Dailybeast. A lot of pot smokers in this city. The city is home to some 180,000 people and is bigger than many people think it is. The city is also, surprisingly, one of the fastest growing cities in the state. There are a lot of hood rats in this city and a lot of middle class folks. You have A LOT of transplant people from the South FL area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm, etc) whom are students going to either FSU, FAMU or TCC. Although the city is full of ghetto hood rats, it is pretty safe. There are sketchy parts of the city but don't let that fool you. You can feel safer walking at night here than say in Miami or Orlando. Tallahassee is also a very liberal place. The majority of folks here are Democrats as the local newspaper is called "The Tallahassee Democrat". The decent parts of the city are the North East section of the city. Good schools and great community involvement.

Tallahassee is a great place to live and go to school.

by pastoolio122 June 11, 2011

Tallahassee

Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.

Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."

by jbuggie July 19, 2009

Talhah

Normally a chill giy, loves to try and get fit, but is still kinda chubby, if friendzoned, can slide out of it like a waterslide. Loves to crack a joke, and always has money when u need some

Lol, u were so talhah today

by Flyereagle123 December 12, 2016

tileah

someone who can be a complete bitch but is literally a gem and is honest through it all

Wow thats definitely a tileah

by fake bitch 101 March 11, 2018

Tallahassee

1. The capital of Florida.

2. Known as "The 850", "Tallyho", "Tallahizzle"

3. Has a large local music scene, both discovered and un-labeled.

1. "Have you visited Tallahassee yet? I visit every year for the parades."

2. Rapper T Pain is from lil' ol' Tallyho.

3. A local band from tallahassee MayDay Parade is starting to get big, whereas others such as xNo Excusesx and Shoeshine Danny are not.

by xrudyxflax January 21, 2007

tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.

Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, August 22, 2006

Tallahasee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahasee Tallboy.

by Nate lowry April 29, 2015