tarf

A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.

The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?

by Brian November 21, 2004

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

TWAR

The Thread Without a Reason

The Thread Without a Reason (TWAR) was a discussion thread on Amazon.con which turned into a role-playing thread with regular characters, romances, fantasy and conflict.

New terms were coined that were used consistently within the thread including mushion for butt and krinch for work.

by Docsdiva August 30, 2009

Twatfucker

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat

Autumn is a twatfucker.

by cbs1210 November 28, 2012

twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

TWRFBILA

Acronym for That Wasn't Really Funny But I Laughed Anyways

I am so 1337 i just pw00ned some n00bs. ---- TWRFBILA dude

by Moockzor February 27, 2006