A former Frat-Boy type, having a bulbous head, who typically thinks that all the women he's ever hooked up with are "the hottest" one at the bar. Typically found wearing popped collars and drops phrases like "When the collar pops, the panties drop". Typically found at bars, spending too much on alcohol. Thinks that because they're an International Affairs major, it makes their opinion the most valid. Usually found clad in Puma, or other sports clothing.
Person A: Look at that chud over there, does he actually think that lines like "when the collar pops, the panties drop" actually work?
Person B: What a Tafoya
Person B: What a Tafoya
by The Stig07 February 7, 2008
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by PeeterSkeeter December 24, 2007
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Get the twaff mug.twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.
by Charizard3 June 10, 2009
Get the Douche twaffle mug.This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.
Total rubbish.
Total rubbish.
The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order
by DeafSponge July 3, 2005
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Get the Twatos mug.1. To delete a friend or contact without prior notification from your online social network “friend or contact list”.
2. To discover that you have been deleted from a friend or contacts social network’s “friend or contact list” without prior notification
3. To get rid of Dead Weight, non-performers, distant acquaintances, or silly people who keep asking you to add stupid applications from your “friend or contact list” without prior notification.
4. To delete a friend or contact because their page is so full of fluff that it takes all the bandwidth of a small nation just to load.
2. To discover that you have been deleted from a friend or contacts social network’s “friend or contact list” without prior notification
3. To get rid of Dead Weight, non-performers, distant acquaintances, or silly people who keep asking you to add stupid applications from your “friend or contact list” without prior notification.
4. To delete a friend or contact because their page is so full of fluff that it takes all the bandwidth of a small nation just to load.
Twyfookable - adjective: A friend or contact list over a 1000 strong is very twyfookable.
Twyfookery - adverb: I am going home to engage in some extreme twyfookery tonight.
Anger: I haven’t heard from him in weeks, but yet he keeps poking his ex on Facebook. It’s time for a twyfook!!
Physically: Stopping the tweets was not enough for him. He had to physically twyfook her from his life.
Twyfookery - adverb: I am going home to engage in some extreme twyfookery tonight.
Anger: I haven’t heard from him in weeks, but yet he keeps poking his ex on Facebook. It’s time for a twyfook!!
Physically: Stopping the tweets was not enough for him. He had to physically twyfook her from his life.
by Horatio P. MacGillacuddy March 21, 2010
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