Tarp

Synonym for Shirt, t-shirt, tank top or anything you wear on the upped half of your body.

-Yo bro! Where'd you get that sweet tarp?

-I bought it at the tarp store.

by matmo February 10, 2010

tarp in a hurricane

very very loose skin

Your grandma's boobs flap like a tarp in a hurricane

by george pw October 4, 2010

Tarp Ass

When you look at someones Rear end and notice its not as smooth and Delicate as it should be.

Also, when their derriere is guininely not normal.

Sometime used as an expression to shout when angry.

Finally, it can be used as an insult. (similar to Ass-hole)

Dude, her curves caught my eye until i noticed her Tarp Ass.

"Dayyyyum Ray Jay, Did you see her tarp ass."
"That just ain't right"

TARP ASS! I just got stuck hanging out with all these hipsters.

You are such a tarp ass. i cant believe you would goto chipotle and not invite us.

by 12345wes October 23, 2010

Tarp Surfing

A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.

Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.

You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.

Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!

Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!

by grommie15 November 14, 2010

tsariye

Imagine this: the sassiest most bootylicious chick you haveever met. Never seen the ghetto but accepts the 'Ghettolicious / Ghetto Queen' title with pride. Her many different weaves are exotically mind blowing and everyone who has the pleasure to come across her feels as though God blessed them with the encounter. She is an innocent but can get wild and frisky when she wishes. She truly is the greatest person this world has ever seen. Her existence is acknowledged by all and the world is better for it. She's every girl in one and perfection is her middle name.

Person 1: See that hotty over there, oh damn she's a good one
Person 2: Yeah, but she's definitely no Tsariye

by sswwaagg October 22, 2014

Tharped Up!

The act of being stupid, careless or just plain idiotic. (b)moving slowly, as in tutor the turtle "help me mister wizard". (c)black cloud "whoa is me" syndrome.

You tharped up man! Stop acting all tharped up!

by G January 22, 2005

SI TARP

Some retarded bullshit "phrase" used by the idiots that populate the Random Nonsense forum on the Day of Defeat official website. It makes absolutely no sense and is beyond retarded. Using 'si' instead of 'is', is no longer funny. It became unfunny after JeffK's popularity died out 3 years ago. Please stop emulating him. It's really, really dumb. Thanks.

si tarp!! lolol! i'm an unfunny faggot with an extremely undersized penis! help!!!!

by KYX! February 6, 2003