not a good thing
if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
if you actually get one:
seek shelter inside as soon as you can
get to the middle-most room of that building
wait it out, and watch the news on your phone if you can
The National Weather Service has issued a TORNADO WARNING for you area. Locations impacted include, (locations)
"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"
"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"
"Great idea!"
Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
"Oh, shit, Dane, what do we do?"
"I don't know, uh, read the Urban Dictionary article on it?"
"Great idea!"
Dane and Robert later got sucked up by a tornado
by RiceOfCourse July 01, 2022
A bra that is comfortable enough to sleep in but supportive enough that you don’t appear braless when interviewed about the tornado that hit your trailer park.
While my hair was a mess and the roof was missing from the house, I am thankful I was wearing my tornado bra during my post tornado interview.
by Georgia Gibby March 18, 2021
To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.
by Benweezy September 22, 2019
It's when a group of guys get their boners out and hit a girl in the face with them. The men are spinning around in circle like a tornado.
by 123j0sh4 May 23, 2014
A signature blow job performance. Where you first tickle the penis. Than you wrap it slow to fast to slow around your tongue. Moving your tongue in spirals up, and down. Eventually deep throating the penis, and doing vigorous spirals. Than ending with a tickle on the tip, spelling out tornado, and than kissing the tip of the dick.
Sally, "I so tornado tongued Dan last night."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
Betty, "Omg. He must have moaned."
Sally, "Tell, me about it."
by Amelia.Summers April 19, 2017
by WhiteAsStarbucks February 22, 2017
by AsianGM October 20, 2006