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top game

Level of effort and skill when sucking dick
Yo Javons top game is trash
by weenispincher2 September 19, 2016
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Top geek

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.
Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
by Top JiZzA December 19, 2008
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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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top gun

A reference to the 1986 classic film, Top Gun. Used to refer to a situation where a straight male has homosexual feelings for another straight male. This gay crush or particular tension does not mean an individual is gay or that these feelings will ever be acted upon, only that the feelings involved in the friendship are of a particularly intimate nature and might be interpreted as homoerotic.
"Man, Jordan has a total top gun for David."

"Heath is top-gunning so hard for his roommate."
by hipster scholar January 9, 2009
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Top Gun

Meaning truly great and cool. A superlative to be used when something goes beyond the exceptional.
That's Top Gun, baby.
I am having a Top Gun Sunday.
You're Top Gun in my book.
You went Top Gun on his ass.
by Heliomaster December 7, 2014
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Top Gun

To have sex with a woman, usually while intoxicated. Used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. To achieve top gun status, vaginal penetration must be made. All other sexual acts count merely as "flight school" which in time may lead to top gun status.
Ace: Hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?
Rellie: Hell yeah man! I went all the way to top gun!
by $Rellie$ March 21, 2008
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top girl

The most often requested and highest earning prostitute in a pimp's stable.
Mary was top girl in Jacko's stable until she eloped with that idiot Hans.
by Blizzardguy September 16, 2017
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