Fat Tonk

Bloomer; Brandon; Jarrod

1. Bloomer you fat tonk stop having sex with sluts.
2. Fat Tonk Brandon you need to go to the gym more, because you are a fat tonk.
3. Stop starting shit you FAT TONK>

by johnabair February 23, 2005

Honkey Tonk

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008

Tonk

The act of knocking ashes out of a metal "dugout" style marijuana pipe by striking it against something hard.

Variation: tonking

Don't hand that pipe back without tonking it first.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

honkey tonk

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

by Jon Juan September 17, 2005

Honkey tonk

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

Honky Tonk

It means/I am the Devil/Hence all country slang means that as does Hip hop

Honky tonk yo homie g

I am the devil give me your soul I come from the seventh layer of he11

by Siiko May 17, 2007

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004