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zero tolerance

A policy that was put into use by United States schools and other establishments soon after the Columbine tragedy.
In practice, zero tolerance policies allow for no weapons or dangerous objects in school.
However, the noun "weapon" can mean "an object that can be used to cause harm"; the phrase "dangerous objects" is a plural of the same meaning; therefore, almost any object can be considered a weapon.
Because of this, overzealous officials often unleash horrificaly exaggerated sentences for the silliest of things.
A 7-year-old boy was suspended for pretending to shoot his classmates.
by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004
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Tolani

a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani
by tikyle October 31, 2011
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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tollway

A freeway that isn't free.
Its all fun and game until you exit onto the tollway thinking its the freeway, only later to find out "Oh shit... I don't have any quarters."
by R U 4 REAL?! May 24, 2009
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J.R.R. Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Acclaimed British author and philologist. Born 1892, died 1973, aged 81. As well as holding the position of Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University twice, Tolkien authored what many consider to be the greatest book of the 20th Century, 'The Lord of the Rings'. His next most famous work is 'The Hobbit' and he also published various other poems and short stories. 'The Silmarillion' was published posthumously (based on previously unpublished work) by Tolkien's third son Christopher, along with 'The Letters Of J.R.R. Tolkien' and various other books dealing with Tolkien's mythology.
by Eldarion November 12, 2004
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Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.
Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"
by opposite June 24, 2012
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Eckhart Tolle

A new age spritual teacher that has written many books on enlightenment.
Living in the moment; The Power of Now; A New Earth author: Eckhart Tolle
by Isabelle321 October 18, 2008
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