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perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
by Kodeman October 22, 2006
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cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
by Chika January 15, 2007
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fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.
Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night
by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007
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True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!
Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!
by ThaRonster October 19, 2022
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milk and toast kind of guy

A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
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Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
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dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless
Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.
by damrogers December 10, 2013
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