Toff

David Cameron

David 'Toff' Cameron

by izzyE123 April 17, 2010

tofudabeest

The animal that bred and harvested specifically to feed humans with Tofu.

Whodat killed the tofudabeest and returned to his cave with 1 years worth of tofu.

by stinky60 December 4, 2007

toffii

a thick or big girl who dresses and carries herself in an admirable way.

Pat: what do u think of Tenny
Driver: I think she is the sweetest toffii I have ever seen

by Ms Jade March 29, 2010

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011

toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

tofurkeying

a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.

Look *insert name here* is tofurkeying all over the dance floor, and it's hawt

by bahyphenated October 16, 2013

tofiga

A Persian name meaning really happiness, humanitarian. Also defines a strong and righteous person. If you hate yourself and think you are not worth anything? Meet her! I bet she will make you love yourself for who you are. You should feel lucky if you meet a person who has this name.

One day I was really bad, even I tried to die but Tofiga was there and she helped me.

by bardamuman July 11, 2021