Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:
My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.
I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
by mistagorilla September 20, 2008
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This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.
-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....
by Jenny April 15, 2005
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Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019
Get the Magic: The Gathering mug."Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.
by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005
Get the Magic the Gathering mug.A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.
by nds April 18, 2006
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It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
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