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day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.
Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.
by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022
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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.
joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"
by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023
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eighty-thousand and eighty-five

She has some nice eighty-thousand and eighty-fives
by kazlomaniac March 10, 2017
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Two-thousand and late

Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'
I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late
by boom1231 June 25, 2009
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sword of a thousand truths

s sword that will cut ur magic spells in half in world of warcraft stan used it to kill the character that had no life in south park the greatest show alive
stan use the sword of a thousand truths against that person who has no life
by robby dale October 11, 2006
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Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.
"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."
by pseudoben December 15, 2008
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Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
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