Kevin the short kid 

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

Kevin the short kid by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

The January Kid 

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.

Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............

The January Kid by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

The DDR Kid 

A Character of Legend who never misses a beat in DDR, Known to spend all of his allowance to train at all times.

DUDE! Thats the FREAKIN DDR KID! Show some respect!

The DDR Kid by Lukos March 4, 2005

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

The quiet kid 

Everybody cool til' he pull out an Ak47 to yo fuckin face

Kid 1: hey, that kid looks like he's smokin crack.
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE

The quiet kid by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 2, 2021

The smart kid 

That kid that is WAY to smart for the whole class and is obviously the favorite student.

Person 1: “Omg, i wish i was the smart kid!”
Person 2: “ I know right! All the teachers love them!”

The smart kid by Im just tired November 2, 2022

Alfred The Dead Kid 

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

Alfred The Dead Kid by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020