anti-solution

A solution to a problem that should not exist in the first place
Man: "Why did you remove the bushes at the front of the park?"
Boss: "So our delivery trucks can get through easier".
Man: "We have a delivery zone out back, this is just an anti-solution".
by glasscage May 01, 2023
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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.
Man the fuck up and Solut the Captain!
by Arish A July 13, 2011
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ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

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by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020
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pinnacle solution

The combination of blumpkin and an Upper Decker! Or Getting head while simultaneously taking a shit in the upper water tank of a toilet.
Dude, you got a blumpkin WHILE performing an Upper decker? Talk about a Pinnacle Solution!
by MysteryGuy#5 March 13, 2024
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headcanon solution

When someone posts their own view or belief of something they think happened in a piece of fiction as a fact or truth when it hasn't been stated or addressed as such by the work itself or the creators of said fiction. Usually used to try to fix plotholes in a story.
Bill: This water has healing properties because in Book 3 , they gave some to Saragal and it healed her.

James: It does? But the book never says anything about that spring having healing powers and the characters who drank from it before never had their injuries healed.

Bill: Well it makes sense, so its true!

James: Bill, you can't just use your own headcanon solution as a way to explain something that has no evidence for.
by JazzRobot August 11, 2017
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