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Anaclitic Therapy

Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.
Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019
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Occupational Therapy

often abbreviated OT, is the use of treatments to develop, recover, or maintain the daily living and work skills of patients with a physical, mental or developmental condition.Occupational therapy is a client-centered practice that places a premium on the progress towards the client’s goals. Occupational therapy interventions focus on adapting the environment, modifying the task, teaching the skill, and educating the client/family in order to increase participation in and performance of daily activities, particularly those that are meaningful to the client.
My child has been diagnosed with Autism so i enrolled him to an occupational therapy class
by OTchick June 22, 2013
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Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.
by SaeedR October 10, 2008
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retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.
mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.
by matt November 29, 2004
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Therapy

An amazing song sung by an amazing band: All Time Low. This song helps many, many people through depression without actually going through therapy. Having a hard time? Listen to this song. It heals.
Give me therapy; I'm a walking travesty, but I'm smiling at everything.
by Well fine then July 25, 2011
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Therapy

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by Krkič March 10, 2019
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release therapy

Ludacris's new album
Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"
by Marcus Reed October 6, 2006
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