Scotford Skull Fuck

Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing sex adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on face-fuck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.

The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.

Crash: Hey dood, you ever role play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford Skull Fuckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.

by BezEhBeh October 5, 2010

skull orchard

A Graveyard; a place of eternal rest

Hey, my grandparents are taking the eternal dirt nap in that skull orchard at the edge of town

by ExitRamp August 12, 2006

skull

To drink an entire beverage in one go

Are we off already? Jeez, I'll have to skull this beer then.

by skander December 13, 2006

num skull

num·skull also numb·skull
NOUN.
A stupid person
num (variant of numb) + skull.

How Could You get Hit BY A parked car,you Num Skull!

by CHRIS MCGAHA May 30, 2006

Scull Fucked

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.

Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

by Spider-man 129 July 5, 2015

skullet

a person with a mullet haircut that is going bald on top

damn, thats a sweet skullet

by mullett December 20, 2002

Skullfuck

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.

"Look at me while I skullfuck you"

by Temptation September 7, 2005