pockets on swoll

Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.

Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.

50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.

by sammabanana August 23, 2007

swolja

A large muscular fighter. Someone who is ready for the kill and looks large as hell.

look at that swolja over there, he gonna kill you

by shoulders January 24, 2008

Stolypin's Necktie

Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.

"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"

by ThePizzle May 28, 2009

swoll

A dish made primarly in jail/prison consisting of a base usually of ramen noodles infused with cheese, cornchips, sausage, chili, tuna, etc.

Hey man, wanna throw in on this swoll after lockdown tonite?

by joemommat December 11, 2011

swolden

a term used for being mad or very pissed off

Dude, why are you getting swolden at me?
I'm getting swolden!

by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009

Swollenoscopy

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Puffy nipples on a young woman.

Sweet redheaded beauty queen with puffy swollen nubbins.

by wtfgwar June 20, 2013