Surf and Turf

A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.

Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!

by Ardenite November 11, 2009

Surf_ski_2

The most amazing map in counter-strike 1.6 history

Made by the most amazing mapper, Super Mario

Lets play a map thats as good as surf_ski_2

by 1337Mario February 5, 2009

surf board body

A body I would like to ride

Grace has a surf board body.. I wanna ride that shit

by Smashstro November 17, 2013

surf and turf

sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'

"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"

by maddog407 August 10, 2008

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

by Flounder24 June 17, 2008

Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010