Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

sporgasm

To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.

Mary had a sporgasm that ended with ALSKJHkrjhlkjasd OH!

by kelvin tow February 20, 2008

shpork

To have awkward sex with, or to otherwise engage in awkward activity. A shporking is generally unwanted by the recipient.

"Oh no, that guy wants to shpork with me."

by Winky McO'Pherson December 1, 2006

sporkjitsu

Noun. Form of martial arts techniques using a spork. Similar to jujitsu, but using sporks instead.

Watch out! That guy has two sporks in his hands and I think he knows sporkjitsu!

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

sporkalicious

1.To have a super-cool magical spork, which is a untensil combination of a spoon and fork.



2.To be uberly cool.

*gasp* Isn't my new spork so sporkalicious?

Aren't my new poking skills soooo sporkalicious?

by Suzanna December 15, 2004

sporked

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

by Judo Master August 15, 2008