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Sundae Bloody Sundae

This is the act and enjoyment of applying whipped cream in and around a woman's vagina who is on her period. Then proceeding to eat her out. A dessert and delight for the sickest of fucks.
Guy 1: "Dude, it sucks, my girlfriend got her period."

Guy 2: "No that's awesome. Now you can have a Sundae Bloody Sundae."
by Mr. Jeff G October 29, 2007
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Conehead Sundae

(noun)
The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
Edgar: "Hey Mike, did you end up fucking that blonde chick you went home with last night?"

Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."
by Viva La BAM April 13, 2014
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The Icecream Sundae

First, you fuck a girl from behind while she has her period (strawberry). Then, you pull out at your cumming (vanilla) and stick it in her ass (chocolate). You then proceed to serve this sundae to her by shoving your newly multicolored penis down her throat. (No Banana's necessary)
I found out Sam cheated on me, so before I broke up with her, I gave her The Icecream Sundae.
by Flaming Snowman June 20, 2006
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schlong sundae

A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.
by Ashley McSchlong January 1, 2006
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hot fudge sundae

1 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis.

2 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top.
1 Ahh...my girlfriend has the stomach flu...im gonna get me a hot fudge sundae tonight.

2 Hey baby, ya thirsty? How 'bout a hot fudge sundae?
by MC Derf July 25, 2006
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Reverse Hot Fudge Sundae

The act of one man or one woman pooping in a bowl and a man ejaculating on the shit, giving it the appearance of a reverse hot fudge sundae, to be eaten and enjoyed by 2 lovers.
After a romantic dinner and a night on the town with Ramone, Sandy decides she want something special for desert, a reverse hot fudge sundae. They kiss, remove their clothes, and both dump in a bowl. They kiss some more, while Ramone masturbates and cums all over the excrement. They laugh, they cry, they eat it all up. Then they kiss and make love. Reverse Hot Fudge Sundae, a night of lust and enchantment!
by Sundae Maker December 28, 2011
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Mongolian Sundae

Where the male shits, cums, and punches the woman in the face and puts in a top hat. After this, he forces the woman to wear it during anal sex.
My wife asked for ice cream so I gave her a Mongolian Sundae.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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