Substanch

When something is of considerable importance, size, or worth. Short Hand for Substantial, used alone often to describe semi-trivial things.

Yo! How was the party last night?
Substanchhhh!

And how were the girls?
Substanchh.

by billythekid_7 April 28, 2022

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

Subsistance-Employment

A subset of employment which describes poverty level low-income jobs. Workers in this type of employment find themselves living paycheck to paycheck with no means of financial growth. Most often associated with entry level work for fast-food, big-box retail, and agrarian employers.
Usage: "I'm heading to cash my Subsistance Employment paycheck to buy this weeks top-ramen and bus tokens."

Bill: "I ain't got no cell signal."
Fred: "You should upgrade from Prepaid"
Bill: "I can't afford it, I'm on the Subsistance-Employment."

by Faustian November 25, 2013

Substantinuitivity

It's like substantial, and it connects like inginutivity and the Inuit peopl

I believe in substantinuitivity

by Bro moment 16 November 30, 2019

Substinence

A bed fully made of Male Semen. It may takes up to 5 years to create.

I ran home just to get some rest in my substinence.

by NxtgenCR7 May 29, 2020

Substaniontary

It’s when you view; certain material edgy & cling to human gratitude for guided sex.

I was so Substaniontary, it made me bemused by the same sex.

by LILILO547 April 8, 2020

substantiary

Sussy imposter with evidence

That guy looks so substantiary.

by Susimposterssubstantiary July 2, 2021