smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

sturggling

Misspelled struggling because of autocorrect

I'm sturggling , wait no, I meant to say struggling

by MIXQUEST January 21, 2018

strugglingis

When a man struggles to find the clitoris while performing oral sex on a woman.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she eventually just told me to give up. She said it was the worst Strugglingis she'd ever had.

by BabyFishMouth June 13, 2018

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

smugglin' cornflakes

A phrase for someone who has cellulite, usually on the backs of the legs.

Sally doesn't look good in a bathing suit. That bitch is smugglin' cornflakes.

by a myriad of lights June 25, 2008

Studling

A young male person who has the makings of being a stud.

OMG your baby is so cute
Yeah hes a studling

by Chelsea_FFF October 9, 2009