Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

strumpture

The ability to tell when someone is into you.

1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!

by The whistle blower March 17, 2024

strumpadabif

Insult towards a person that has a small penis and is stupid.

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

strumpadabif

New word/Insult towards a male that infers they have a small penis and they are dumb

You are such a strumpadabif

by Dladine March 19, 2024

Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024

darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.

WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF

by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019

George Stumpf

Some one who is made fun of and called names like nazi for being German. Even if one of their great grandparents was born in Poland.

He was George Stumpfed at school.

by Mr. nubs1127747488 May 8, 2022