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f***strated

upset and angry at the same time
Man, this history project makes me so f***strated
by Samano May 29, 2008
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bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal
The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.
by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011
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Learning Strategies

The most boring course you could take in all of school history.
Learning Strategies is a horrible course please get rid of it.
by BobDaBlob27 October 4, 2023
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strahan

Another word for a large gap between two individual teeth.

Based off the perfect example of Michael Strahan, an NFL player for the New York Giants.
That bitch is hot, but damn she got some strahan action going on.

Holy crap, look at that strahan

Bitches be runnin' wild but she need to be tamen' tha strahan action in her grill.
by Johnny Hatred October 23, 2006
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Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.
A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*
by Ami-chan August 2, 2010
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Statham

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

or

The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009
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sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
by derbyroller October 12, 2010
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