Later When You're Straighter

Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.

Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!

by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009

Straighties

Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.

Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community

(Boy don’t you love double standards)

Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!

by YOUR_Daily_Trigger February 2, 2021

straighthead

a girl who plays softball
with blonde hair
and has reading problems

an example of a straighthead welp that would be mary!

by Sarabobearax3 December 30, 2008

Straightleg

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

by penis_kink February 22, 2011

Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball January 7, 2017

straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017

Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017