whats the stitch? 

Asking whats going on with something or someone else.

Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!

whats the stitch? by LexiiLoveAKA January 9, 2011

Running Stitch

A terrible pain caused by running which usually results into very painful moans and crying. Its like a terrible cramp but about 20x worse. It usually occurs in the area below your stomach and feels like all of those organs are about to explode which impedes you from running. It usually takes a while to go away but it will slowly get better.

While Running
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while

Running Stitch by bellringer_0098 October 7, 2009

gentleman's stitch 

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?

When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

gentleman's stitch by plagerist July 27, 2010

boopid stitch 

A nice way of calling someone a stupid bitch. By reversing the first letters of the words, it is unlikely they will figure out what you are really saying and will give you a blank look.

Boopid Stitch! Have a nice day!

*blank stare in response* Thank you!

boopid stitch by LaDeena July 2, 2009

Butt Stitch 

A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.

Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.

Butt Stitch by elmer89 March 1, 2011

daddy stitch 

Stitches to repair rips or tears resulting from a vaginal delivery of a baby.

ie, the Doc put in a few extra daddy stitches after Jr. was born.

daddy stitch by 73Bag May 30, 2006

modesty stitch 

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.

"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."

modesty stitch by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019