Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

starship moonradish

A Cupertino High School rock band from 1996.

For a few months we had a band called Starship Moonradish.

by anonymoe December 23, 2009

stash taha

a short prick that finds male midgets sexually atractive and thinks that girls are yuckky n have cutties

look at that stash taha, what a fag!!!!!!

by demon carter December 7, 2010

stasshole

a woman named stacy who is an asshole.

"you know, dude, stacy is sure acting like an asshole, but i'm tired of saying stacy the asshole, so i'll just call her stasshole, k?"

by stasshole January 1, 2013

half stash

that quasi-mustache frequently worn by boys going through puberty or those of mexican descent. Not exactly a mustache but not not a mustache. More like dark hair on the upper lip. Creepy dark hair.

"Dude sarah thinks JJ is hot"
"Gross dude he's rockin a half stash"

by CoCaLiss December 9, 2008