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stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.
Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...
by dutchsydney February 6, 2014
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache
Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"
by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
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pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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Mr. Stanley

1. A crazy math teacher who abandons his students in the middle of the year to hike in the mountains.

2. Any man who pronounces "Roof" as "ruff."
1. "Where's Mr. Stanley?"
"Probably hiking the mountains."

2. Dude, that man can't speak. He is such a Mr. Stanley.
by Syngen Grede May 9, 2008
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Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.
Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"
by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010
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FAR-stache

A mustache that is deliberately grown and left unkempt until that person takes and finishes the Financial Accounting and Reporting (FAR) portion of the Uniform Certified Public Accountant (CPA) Examination. After finishing the FAR portion, the person proudly shaves it off. Similar to the No Shave November concept.
Ed: Looks like you're growing a beard, Andrew.
Andrew: Oh, this?
Ed: Yeah
Andrew: I'm gonna keep growing this FAR-stache until I take FAR on the CPA exam.
by AccStudentEd May 23, 2011
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