standoff

Noun.

When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.

Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"

Joe: "They usually have a standoff."

by kewlrawr September 3, 2012

Sandos sunday

Suck a nigga dick or summtin

It's sandos Sunday

by Crooklynn October 7, 2020

Standoffish

Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.

Someone that wasn't friendly with Louis XIII would always bark about/threaten with beatdown this or reserving the right to beat his ass that, always getting standoffish with him if they even thought he was going to do something they didn't like whether he had done it yet or hadn't (which doing something somebody doesn't like should give someone else the right to kill you, and nobody likes getting threats from an instigator, so nothing works out and no deals/compromises are made between the two unfriendly parties).

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017