bilateral strategically stalking 

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

bilateral strategically stalking by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

Schedule Stalking 

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).

Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"

Schedule Stalking by NeaSyz September 30, 2009

Weather Stalking 

Compulsively checking and knowing the weather of a person of interest. A type of stalking, but most commonly, online. Making random comments about a person's weather, who is often hundreds or thousands of miles away.

That guy is so creepy, he keeps weather stalking me! Every day, he knows what my weather and makes comments to me about it like "hope you bring an umbrella today".

Weather Stalking by Vicent Romano August 21, 2010

Killing Stalking

Dont be fooled by the fandom this manwha is an absolute mindfuck and will traumatise you emotionally. ITS NOT A LOVE STORY!!!

did you read killing stalking? im fucking traumatised

Killing Stalking by kingjulianthefirst December 1, 2021

Gang Stalking 

Basically, the simplest and most pure definition is that gang stalking is multiple bullies attacking one person.

There doesn't need to be government involvement. No electronic weapons. No huge amounts of money involved. No Satan, or Jesus, or UFO conspiracies.

Just multiple bullies attacking an individual.

Joe was a victim ofgang stalking from several different people in different places where he lived. They all seemed to have the same agenda, and all seemed to have the same knowledge (or mis-information/BS) about him.

Gang Stalking by UnsubscribeMeNow November 20, 2009

Facebook Stalking 

A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide

I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!

Facebook Stalking by ELProphet September 19, 2009

heifer stalking 

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

heifer stalking by lexicali slim September 19, 2009