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Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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Stale Bitch

When a girl is so boring that it's an utter turnoff. Just being near her staleness is excruciatingly taxing on your positive attitude.
Guy 1: I wanted this girl until I found out she was a stale bitch.

Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
by TheMaster. January 1, 2011
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Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
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stalkee

holy s**t i'm ridda's stalkee
by BiANCA BEE May 20, 2007
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Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
I got a stander on the ottoman last night.
by ElPachanga May 13, 2013
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By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
by CBystander October 14, 2011
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psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.
Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.
by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007
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