Stachia

Brilliant gourgous down to earth hippie. Gifted in many ways.

You know you can trust in stachia always.

by Wonderful minds August 14, 2017

may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.

"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"

by Eve04 November 5, 2009

smegma stache

v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.

your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.

by destructifierakus November 10, 2004

'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010

Perve Stache

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014