squamp

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.

1. Dude, there's a squamp in there.
2. Code Red! It's a squamp!
3. I squamped 'em.

by Pete January 19, 2004

squip

Used in code to refer to girls, generally of a smokin' (hot) nature

Hey Peanut, you reckon Jill can buy us some T-dog for tonight cause I'm keen to go find some squip's

by dd slasher January 18, 2008

Squip

When somebody farts and runny poo comes out of their bum

Jesus Dan, that’s a massive squip

by anonymous January 29, 2021

squip

Look, I'm not going to lie. My friend took it and wrote a book about it, he went nuts basically, but Be More Chill tells the truth.

Dude, squip is a bad mistake.

by Harrison D. May 29, 2004

Squamp

Squamp: (skwomp) verb; the act of holding in or clenching a flatulent expulsion while receiving oral sex. Holding in a fart while getting a blow job.

Billy ate a bucket of beans and later had to squamp when Julie went down on him.

by Zoomzoompow October 27, 2011

Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

squipples

When ones nipples are not exactly equidistant heights above sea level, squint, if you will.

Here mate, Check her squipples oot man! Haw haw!

by frankaqfghjk August 29, 2010