Der Spuzmacher

The Tapir assassin that waxed Hitler as referenced in harvey birdman attorney at law.

Ernie Devlin:"I gotta keep der spuzmacher off my back"

Birdman:"Who?"

Devlin:"Spuzmacher. the tapir assassin that waxed hitler. COMAANN!!"

by xsaggyxfreshx October 10, 2008

Denver Spud

Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.

"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."

by wet_duck August 20, 2013

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

Spulicitate

To sell cookies.

It is a reference to Friday Night Cranks, "Girl Scout Cookies Prank Call."

Example 1:

Bob: Hey Jim.
Jim: Hi Bob.
Bob: Do you mind if I spulicitate you really quick?
Jim: Oh, yeah, sure, I'll buy some cookies.

Example 2:

"I just made $10 from spulicitating those people."

by SteveTheCookie May 9, 2010

spunkrat

A good-looking person, especially a young male.

Woah, isn't he a spunkrat?

by Rosa December 25, 2003

spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

by Darren Dent December 25, 2007