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Sprout

A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.
You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!
by iminfrenchclass March 14, 2018
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Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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sprout

that one toon from dandys world, they're most usually used by a main character person who's 9 years old and says XYZ FOR MAIN RUN NO STARTERS
shrimpo: man i love this game
sprout: YOUR SHRIMPO??? THAT SUCKS! IT ONLY HAS 3 HEARTS AND LOW STATS!!!
by Furby Hater December 3, 2024
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It's a Sprout

Something you say after being annoyed/throwing a fit. You can blame it on Sprout, since it's too good.
Jaw Crusher: And we have lost 18 trophies so far- NO FRANK!! Ok Frank, ok Frank, come on come on come on Frank! MMMHH!! I'm just gonna- I'm gonna contain it, you know, you gotta deal with randoms sometimes, you know, you know? It's- it's a Sprout, soo... OK (inhales) ok aah ok... so that wraps that up.
by captaincto January 3, 2022
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Sprouting

In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.

Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.
As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass
by Professor 214 February 21, 2023
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Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance
by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015
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Ball Sprouts

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 4, 2014
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