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dominican sprinkler system

When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.
The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".
by salondiva January 8, 2011
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shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there
by fartposter December 19, 2013
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pink sprinkled donut

When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.
"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"
by LoveMeAPinkSprinkledDonut December 28, 2015
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Sprinkle Party

The act of eating a cupcake out of a womans vagina or licking frosting off of it.
Yo, you wanna come over to my house for a quick sprinkle party?
by Vista Poling March 10, 2011
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Sprinkle

A small baby shower, or a baby shower for a second kid.
Our first was a girl, so my friends threw me a sprinkle so I could get non pink clothes for our new baby boy.
by Gjgbfhjnbcyt? January 24, 2018
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The Sprinkler

While recieving a blow job or masturbating, right when you reach the point of ejaculation you spin around in a circle while realeasing sperm and making a sprinkler sound effect. Looks like a sprinkler you would find in the front yard. It's better with a girl because it will bring her back to the child hood days when she ran through the sprinklers

Note: You must save up enough sperm to make a complete circle, may be a little challenging, but if you can do it, your the man.
After she finished blowing me, I washed her down with the sprinkler.
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Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.
When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.
by Kelley D. August 3, 2005
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