Saratoga

An ultra wealthy town in Northern california. It has some of the highest rated schools in the nation, and host many billionaires. Seriously, the poor in saratoga have only 1 HD flat panel. The only town in the world where one can play punch lambo, rather than punch bug, there are that many rare cars there. Everyone in the area is a certifiable genius. Even the guys who smoke weed everyday will get into a 4 year college.

Dude, just transfered to saratoga high.
congrats. You going to harvard or MIT?

by Saratogan January 4, 2011

Tis but a scratch

When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury

*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch

by Ricardo Bliss69 May 28, 2020

scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

scratch

In track, when a runner withdraws from a race before it begins. The term originated from the days when heat sheets were written on paper, and a runner's name would litterally be scratched off in pencil when he/she decided not to race.

I'm feeling tired today. I think I'm gonna run the mile, and scratch the 3000m.

by DukeT November 26, 2010

Scratchies

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.

Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.

by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013