Spotify whore

A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.

Jake shares his music with every girl he knows, he’s such a Spotify whore.

by Shookalaka October 20, 2023

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spotify

personal therapy

i love spotify.

by chair gnawer December 27, 2023

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When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.

Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.

by Covido November 23, 2023

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Spotify Wrapped Day

Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.

Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.

by Staff_Daddy November 29, 2023

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Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet

"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"

by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023

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spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

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