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Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES
Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..
by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019
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diving for skittles

Inserting skittles into a vagina then sucking them out during oral sex.
by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
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M&M in the Skittles Bowl

Someone who supports the LGBT+ halfheartedly, or pretends to identify as a member, only for clout. A good portion of them are secretly homophobic and actively target LGBT+ when nobody is looking.
You remember that girl we met at GSA, Linda? Well I heard her call Shawn the F-Slur and she’s been harassing him online. She’s an M&M in the Skittles Bowl.
by sunnA sunU February 11, 2022
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Splittercore

Splittercore is a rapid music genre that is 600-1000 BPM (Beats Per Minute). It’s a music genre that fits in between Speedcore and Extratone. Some artists that make Splittercore songs are Diabarha, Hylna, M1dy, etc. Some Splittercore songs are “New Era” By Diabarha, “Mental Cage” by Diabarha, and “Radioactra Redux” by Hylna. Splittercore is kind of cool.
A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.
by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021
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morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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Losing your skittles

Emily: "Nigga you crazy, I'ma lose ma skittles on the bitch"

Erik: "The psycho was all up in ma grill. I put the shot glass down and I almost lost my skittles on the kid."

Geneva: "Keep it cool, you don't wanna be goin' around, losing your skittles on people, popo might got somethin' to say about that!"
by Neofishfries May 24, 2011
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