When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*
Guy 1: Shit..
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by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
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You remember that girl we met at GSA, Linda? Well I heard her call Shawn the F-Slur and she’s been harassing him online. She’s an M&M in the Skittles Bowl.
by sunnA sunU February 11, 2022
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A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.
by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021
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by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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Erik: "The psycho was all up in ma grill. I put the shot glass down and I almost lost my skittles on the kid."
Geneva: "Keep it cool, you don't wanna be goin' around, losing your skittles on people, popo might got somethin' to say about that!"
Erik: "The psycho was all up in ma grill. I put the shot glass down and I almost lost my skittles on the kid."
Geneva: "Keep it cool, you don't wanna be goin' around, losing your skittles on people, popo might got somethin' to say about that!"
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