sphincter shy

Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.

I needed to shit so bad while we were on the beach, but due to the presence of other people on the beach, I became sphincter shy.

by Collin VDG May 26, 2008

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009

America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore

America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

Head Splinter

A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

I've got "I don't feel like dancing" stuck in my head, it's a real head splinter!!

by TC99 December 26, 2009

Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer

Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008

Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

by General Dynamic September 9, 2008