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Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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splatte

The puddle left when someone dumps out their cold coffee drink, usually in a parking lot or next to gas pump where the next person will step into it.
I was wearing my Louboutins when I stepped right in a splatte!
by Nixxi Knox January 10, 2010
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Splattitude

The phenomenon of not just falling FLAT on your face, but SPLAT, especially when you think what you were saying was being said with a lot of attitude.
He is suffering from a bad case of Splattitude..
by Ford BLET February 21, 2011
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splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
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splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013
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splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed
Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.
by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016
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Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.
There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!
by MP915 May 23, 2016
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