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Pineapple Splat

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.
Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!
by pineapplesplattt!! March 20, 2010
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Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."
by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009
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Big Splat

The reverse of the Big Bang! This is what has been called the 'Cosmic Katrina', by worried astrophysicists who predict that a large, earth-crossing 'doomsday rock' will hit the Earth and cause a large-scale extinction of living organisms!
This recent 'asteroid anxiety' has prompted the UN to start what it called an 'asteroid defense' program that plans to put into the 'killer' asteroid's rock structure a space 'bullet': a fly-by-satellite mini-nuke weapon that rides on the asteroid using its own 'microgravity' and then plant the bomb inside its hollow to blow it.
PHAs (potentially-hazardous asteroids) are various in size and impactability-risk and two scales have been put to calculate the risk against the Big Splat:
-The Torino Scale (uses a scale from 0 - 10 for regular impactability).
-The Palermo Scale (uses stats from average-sized NEOs 'near-earth objects' over a long period of time, on a scale from -2 - 0).
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole
I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!
by samsterbot November 17, 2010
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Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.
by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020
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fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats
Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.
by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022
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Sack Splat

When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’
The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.
by SuspectZero July 31, 2022
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