spiderman

one of the only super heros adored by radio shack patrons everywhere.

You go spiderman! - crazy guy from the radio shack ad

by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004

spiderman

The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.

Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.

by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006

Spiderman

Adolf Hitler.

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Did whatever a spider can.
Built a web any size,
Caught Jews just like flies.
Hail Hitler, he was the Spiderman.

by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018

Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job

Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice

by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020

Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.

"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"

by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011

spiderman

The common misspelling of "Spider-Man".

Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling.

NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.

I was reading the a review of the latest Spider-Man comic and the idiot editor spelled it "Spiderman". Pfft.

by Spider-Bat April 21, 2009

Spiderman

A sex move, where at the brink of climax, the man removes his 'junk' (lolz) from which ever hole he's chosen to pillage, put his dick on his wrist facing forward, and when he shoots a load off he makes his hands look like Spiderman's hands...this way it looks like you're shooting a think web outta your wrist.

yeah...

it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?

OH shit! Johnny just pulled a Spiderman in the locker room showers! That fucker got it everywhere!

by Von Mannshaft March 18, 2009