Spicy Keychain

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.

My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!

by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011

Spicy Bois

Spicy Bois, are multiple small creatures that are mistakenly called "fire ants".
They are the dankest animals out there, in possession of the dankest of memes.

Gerald: Hey, look, a fire ant nest!
Hermann: You. Are. Wrong.

*spicy bois consume Gerald*
Gerald: AHHHH---
Meme Cultists: SPICY. SPICY. SPICY. SPICY.

by Alexander Hamilion October 6, 2017

spicy twicey

Hot and spicy food that burns first in the mouth, and burns a second time in the act of defecation.

You should be careful: that Thai Chili Stirfry is no doubt spicy twicey.

1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.

by Neologian-PJG April 26, 2012

spicy accountant

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.

A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.

by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021

spicy mac

n. A word used to describe a ginger who tends to act in an extremely awkward fashion and has a last name that sounds like macaroni and cheese.

What's up, Spicy Mac?

by this is awkward October 20, 2010

spicy bob

You give a guy a blowjob while having the hottest sauce/ peppers in your mouth. You then gurggle the cum and hot mix together and momma bird it to your mate.

Counterman enjoyed his spicy bob for dinner.

by Bob spice June 16, 2015

Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

by Punkydooster October 12, 2016