Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

shock site

A website used with the express purpose of shocking the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include felch.me, tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.

Watch out for that link. I clicked on it and it redirects to a shock site, felch.me - eugh!!

by thedelph December 23, 2012

party shock

When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".

Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.

by TLC1234 September 25, 2005

nipple shock torture

1.when a negative and positive charge are applied to both nipples and shocked around 20 to 30 volts.

2. an intense electric therapy in which the nipples undergo an hardcore process that can be only be enjoyed by the kinkiest of nymphos.

"After we have sex, will you give me some REALLY good nipple shock torture"

"Beth, I got you that nipple shock torture kit for Christmas! And you thought that tit fucking was good! Wait till you feel this!!!"

by Fo SHizzle Leet Skeet December 2, 2005

shockabra

A 21st Century adaptation of the hackneyed surfer positivities of the 20th century like "cowabunga" and "right on"

A positive interjection or exclamation; Used to arbitrarily affirm another person's remark or action.

Also used in same manner as popular optimistic phrases like "Love life", "Life is good" and "The dude abides."

Most often used in surfer/slacker culture and amongst teenagers and young adults.

Surfer Dude: "The storm swell is raging, man!"
Surfer Dude 2: "Shockabra, dude!" (i.e. "let's go surf, dude")

Girl 1: "There's an awesome beach party tonight by the pier."
Girl 2: "Shockabra!" (i.e. "Let's totally go!")

Stoner 1: "What's up man?"
Stoner 2: "Shockabra, man. Shockabra." (ie. "Life is good, dude. Life is good")

by Ekateg8r February 22, 2010

shocker

Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.

The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.

by The REAL Devil December 28, 2005

Shock Chan

A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).

Hello, I’m gonna be checking out Shock Chan. OH, HELL TO THE NO!! Bleach my fucking eyes!

by xxylvii August 25, 2020