Poor mans speedball

Heroin and crystal meth.

As opposed to heroin and coke.

I can’t afford an 8ball of coke after buying a brick of H, so I’m gonna have to grab a point of meth and do a poor mans speedball

by Brwneyedgrl1985 December 21, 2018

granite city speedball

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

Ben Franklin Speedball

On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.

This storm is gnarly. Hey! Who wants to do a Ben Franklin Speedball?

by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010

Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.

Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...

by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

Yemeni Speedball

A combination of khat and opium.

I sat with the Village Elders and did a Yemeni Speedball. It was intense.

by Sman1010 August 30, 2025