Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.
Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up
by S0me Dude April 09, 2023
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rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
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archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
Al: "archie is a spastic"
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Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic
by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023
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by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023
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Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 07, 2021
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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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