spackazoid

Look up mongloid or spacker

"ahh you're such a spackazoid!"

by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007

spargazy

girl sucks genitals like a cigar slowly stroking the penis in a twist motion. whilst her second hand minds the steptials (scrotum) like she is lighting the cigar in a grabing motion.

blowjob with ball play aka spargazy

by loafa aka langer February 25, 2009

spark-read

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

by Shernandtu December 4, 2009

SPAKANK

1) The sound of a cockslap. 2) The sound create from a penis coming into contact with an object, person, or slut. 3)An exclamation intended to shock and surprise, usually followed by a penis slapping the face.

I just whipped my shit out and SPAKANK!

Wana see something cool in my pants... SPAKANK!

by Mr. Ban January 7, 2010

Spark-Nuke

Reading the detailed overview of a book on sparknotes.com instead of taking the time out to read it.

Guy 1: Hey did you read "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens for class today?

Guy 2: Nah, I didn't have time. I'll spark-nuke it during break.

by Eri'ce October 25, 2010

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

sarkasmus

Literally 'sarcasm' in German.

May seem cool to use till the dimmer members of society ask you what you could possibly mean by it, and wouldn't you be better off using 'sarcasm' in any case.

Often used as part of the phrase 'Ironie und Sarkasmus', particularly when specifying languages on Facebook profiles. Literally the phrase means 'Irony and Sarcasm'.

Somebody McSomething speaks English, Welsh, Ironie und Sarkasmus. (on Facebook)

by antipova September 15, 2011