spadge 

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

spadge by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

purple headed yogurt slanger 

the act of squezzing one's cock before the act of ejaculation

the bitch turbo fisted my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by dj-hartford April 29, 2008

Slanger 

A large penis larger than usual

Aye mane sierra found out I had a slanger last night

Slanger by Lil baller October 22, 2017

Spadge 

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

Spadge by Tumshie April 30, 2010

Shanger 

A type of hanger in a closet which accommodates the strings on blouses and other female clothing using two hooks or indentations.

Compounded from the words "She" and "Hanger"

"Henry pulled his shirt from the hanger but it kept sticking. He realized it was a shanger and lifted, not pulled the shirt off.

Shanger by kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

Spage 

One who is annoyingly insignificant and possibly completely useless.

-Are we inviting Jordan to play basketball with us?
-No, screw that shit he's the biggest spage we know.

Spage by DANtheMANBROWN October 21, 2011

scanger 

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

scanger by chomskola July 2, 2006